I can never go back to the pre-covid no mask way of living bc i woked in a shop through the pandemic and developed the most grotesque, exaggerated way of smiling to offset my angry eyebrows that is so obviously not my natural smile and if i do that without my mask its kinda evil looking but is necessary so old people dont tell me to cheer up
A bad artists rendition with + without the mask neutral ft The Grimace
Probably the worst sketch ive ever done but sue me im not doing a full drawing for this
as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE.
you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”
…you start sweating
normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast
*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*
normal person: walking faster
even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so
kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:
moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳
Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :)
her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this:
This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.
literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten
that means the angels are babysitters then
here have more
You guys really need to read Christopher Moore’s Lamb, if you haven’t.
Always reblog Cryptid Jesus
I made more. cause it’s fun
I love that you guys used their actual names
I did not consider Eldritch Baby Jesus.
God I know you have a sense of humor because otherwise there’s no explanation for the platypus and I hope it extends to comics about baby cryptid Jesus
Manchin is 72 years old. His actions are disgusting.
Context: 12 months paid leave in Canada.
Americans are so gaslit to believe they don’t deserve family leave.
Context 2:
Yeah, we need to hold Sinema and Manchin accountable, but let’s not forget the 50% of the Senate that’s decided to not vote in favor of anything, anything at all, as long as the “other side” is in control
The 50 GOP senators would vote against their own paychecks if they thought it would hurt Democrats
They should swap the vtuber design meta between genders men get to be extremely overdesigned cumbait with like 300 hair ornaments now and all the women get to be boring ass designs that are just Some Guy With Black Hair
